Monday, February 14, 2011
catdog
just found a bloody beetroot's song on my itunes......pretty sure jumping out of a plane and realising you only had a hankey would be more fun...they are that bad and yes if you facebook like you deserve a dick punch whether you have one or not.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Star date 00.11.22.33.44
Fuck i want my own shed
Other news, i moved it 10m today - great success
BOOM
Other news, i moved it 10m today - great success
BOOM
Monday, February 7, 2011
Dickish Dick
Had pretty much the best friday out on memory that didn't involve sitting on a pit wall or hunting deer in the brisbane alps. Something like 1000 people i knew were there so i was like a pinball gunning for the TRO with the 1mil score.
Later on we grabbed subway, it was pretty knarly till i found two brown golf balls posing as meatballs in my sub....at exactly the same time we got kicked out cause some dudes with colourful shoes picked a fight with an american dude....or canadian i was just annoyed i had to walk while eating.....totally not female so multitasking is fucking difficult.
Saturday night was a massive fail except Claire had a harmonica on her necklace......that was pretty much the highlight. After dropping my car back home, getting a lift back in and having two beers in two places 500 miles apart we bounced out of the jumping castle known as the valley vowing to never go back again (well i did)
I half expect to be there this weekend or next
Other things that were successfully conquered -
my truck, its clean now so no more brisbane poo streaks up my doors
watched three top gear specials two times over, watching snow made me feel cool when the sun orbited to within 1/2km from our place throughout the weekend.
scored a bean bag, proceeded to spill beans everywhere. Came to the conclusion they did actually have brains and were rolling away from me......resistance was futile, did a piccard on them.
took me three coffees to negotiate my house sunday morning, think my neuro net processor got an emp blast during the night.
bout it
Later on we grabbed subway, it was pretty knarly till i found two brown golf balls posing as meatballs in my sub....at exactly the same time we got kicked out cause some dudes with colourful shoes picked a fight with an american dude....or canadian i was just annoyed i had to walk while eating.....totally not female so multitasking is fucking difficult.
Saturday night was a massive fail except Claire had a harmonica on her necklace......that was pretty much the highlight. After dropping my car back home, getting a lift back in and having two beers in two places 500 miles apart we bounced out of the jumping castle known as the valley vowing to never go back again (well i did)
I half expect to be there this weekend or next
Other things that were successfully conquered -
my truck, its clean now so no more brisbane poo streaks up my doors
watched three top gear specials two times over, watching snow made me feel cool when the sun orbited to within 1/2km from our place throughout the weekend.
scored a bean bag, proceeded to spill beans everywhere. Came to the conclusion they did actually have brains and were rolling away from me......resistance was futile, did a piccard on them.
took me three coffees to negotiate my house sunday morning, think my neuro net processor got an emp blast during the night.
bout it
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Fist bump
Ohhhh i missed i was going to fist you
Anyways
Had another rad week, still no job and i've decided my ultimate goal in life is to become the merlin of welders and get buried in the antarctic with raspberry slurpee next to a trex so we can be boss together.
Found my camera so random photos are to be expected soon
Anyways
Had another rad week, still no job and i've decided my ultimate goal in life is to become the merlin of welders and get buried in the antarctic with raspberry slurpee next to a trex so we can be boss together.
Found my camera so random photos are to be expected soon
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